<-devils_trombone> Hey wana hear a funny story?
<-frogslegs> yep
<-Crazed_Cousin_Dougal> does it involve clowns and ninjas?
<-devils_trombone> no.
<-devils_trombone> Last wknd, me and sum mates were down at the pub, and we see this guy looking pretty pissed.
<-devils_trombone> Anyway, we hadn't drunk much, so we decided to be good people and drive this guy home.
<-Crazed_Cousin_Dougal> was he a clown/ninja?
<-devils_trombone> So we helped him up, and he fell over. Then we tried dragging him out and he kept falling over.
<-devils_trombone> So we drove him back to his place, and knocked on the door, and this woman answers (presumably his wife) and is all like: "Thanks boys, but where's his wheelchair?"
<-cow_crap> and there's a girl there that I'm quite taken aback by
<-cow_crap> and she said "wow, you came early" and I said, without thinking, "that's what all the girls say"
<-cow_crap> I am such a fucking idiot
<-cow_crap> she laughed at me for like 15 mins
<-Jaeger> whats an oxymoron
<-Edgy> Microsoft Works
<-Fashykekes> Capitalization is the difference between "I had to help my uncle Jack off a horse.." and "I had to help my uncle jack off a horse.."
* Quits: crag-- (crag@202.154.72.136) (Dead girls dont say no)
* Quits: KiM (KiM@134.115.157.196) (going for a walk
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<@ShowDowN> that is sick
<@ShowDowN> we should ban him next time he comes in
<@nekro> yeah, who the hell goes for walks
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