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neddy65 · 08-22-2004, 01:06 PM

Hmmmmm, lets see.....okay 1st

When I was 6 I stole my big brother's bike and while evading capture I rode wide onto the street and was struck by a car. The driver was a nurse and quickly assessed my injuries and got me to a hospital. Several weeks of convelecense and some stiches to close my head up and I was back in business.
2nd

When I was 8 I was swimming off a floating platform with my family(they were swimming I was clinging) and when no one was paying attention to me I leaped in on the off side of the platform(opposite from the others) and slowly began the drowning process. I was on my third trip to the bottom before someone noticed and pulled me out.
3rd

When I was 20 I was driving my motorcycle down a back raod and happened on a corner where they were hauling gravel from and lost control of the bike. After laying under the bike for who knows how long I woke with a broken jaw several broken ribs and several broken fingers.
4th

While visiting Halifax for a rowing regatta(we won our class) I got a little(read really) drunk and somehow ended up at the Citidal( an old fort and historic site). The site is surrounded by a deep moat and I managed to fall into it. After a 40 foot drop I only broke my right femur and gave up drinking for a few years.

08-22-2004, 01:06 PM	#14 (permalink)
neddy65 Loves green eggs and ham Location: I'm just sittin' here watching the world go round and round	Hmmmmm, lets see.....okay 1st When I was 6 I stole my big brother's bike and while evading capture I rode wide onto the street and was struck by a car. The driver was a nurse and quickly assessed my injuries and got me to a hospital. Several weeks of convelecense and some stiches to close my head up and I was back in business. 2nd When I was 8 I was swimming off a floating platform with my family(they were swimming I was clinging) and when no one was paying attention to me I leaped in on the off side of the platform(opposite from the others) and slowly began the drowning process. I was on my third trip to the bottom before someone noticed and pulled me out. 3rd When I was 20 I was driving my motorcycle down a back raod and happened on a corner where they were hauling gravel from and lost control of the bike. After laying under the bike for who knows how long I woke with a broken jaw several broken ribs and several broken fingers. 4th While visiting Halifax for a rowing regatta(we won our class) I got a little(read really) drunk and somehow ended up at the Citidal( an old fort and historic site). The site is surrounded by a deep moat and I managed to fall into it. After a 40 foot drop I only broke my right femur and gave up drinking for a few years. __________________ If you're travelling at the speed of light, and you turn the headlights on, do they do anything? My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die! Drink Dickens' Hard Cider because nothing makes a girl smile like a Hard DIckens' Cider!