maleficent

Ever buy something, then just put it away and forget all about it? I do that often, and in my cleaning, decluttering, organizing projects, I've found some things that have just made me say... why the hell did you go and buy that? It had to have been me that bought it, because I live alone, and it was in my box o' crap in my closet, but I honestly can't remember buying it, nor can I figure out why I would have bought it. It's a puzzle.

Maybe it's the Borrowers, you know, that family of tiny people that live under the stairs and are responsible for all the missing stuff in the house, only instead of taking my stuff, my house is the dumping ground for all the stuff that they borrow, since I'm never home, I guess they figure I'm as good a place as any.

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