All these are too funny...mine pales in comparison.
When I was a teenager, I was screwing some girl in her parent's basement. Well, she wrapped her legs around my waist and I sort of stood up. Well, I forgot that we were directly beneath a rafter on the *low* ceiling. Needless to say, I stood up with her wrapped around me, and her head squarely hit said rafter, thus knocking her into a black void of nothingness Now, if this happend today it would be frightening...but when you're 16...how do you explain this to her parents? I had thought I had killed her! Luckily she woke up not too soon afterwards...with a very bad headache...
edited because of my obsession with spelling...
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