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Funny Story!
So, I FINALLY got to stay with nwlinkvxd's apartment, stress/parent/anxiety (pretty much, at least)-free. In San Jose. For five days. It was AWESOME.
However, on the last night we were sleeping together, the funniest things happened. Firstly, I had fallen asleep, and typically I fall pretty lightly asleep (but that night we had gone to see the 'Last Comic Standing' comics Dat Phan and Tammy Pescatelli at a comedy club!). That night I was in a DEEP sleep, and because of that, horny nwlinkvxd decided to try and finger me while I was zzzzing. He succeeded, and I didn't even wake up until he tickled my armpit and asked me if I had felt the two fingers. Of course, I hadn't and couldn't believe him!
Later, he and I were sleeping with our backs to each other, and he let out a HUGE fart. I shoved him, thinking he knew what he had done, but he had been asleep! Man, my BUTTCHEEKS reverberated!! We were laughing pretty hard though.
Even later, I was sleeping in the crook of his arm, and I woke up with his pillow smothering me. I wormed my way out from under his grasp, and took the pillow away. I thought he was joking around, but in his sleep, he had grabbed his pillow and forced it over my face because I was snoring lightly. Tooooo funny. He's a violent fellow.
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