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Originally Posted by redlemon
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These are hilarious.
Favorites are:
MR. DRIVING RANGE BALL PICKER-UPPER
MR. FOOTLONG HOTDOG INVENTOR
MR. CRUISE SHIP ENTERTAINER
MR. SILENT KILLER GAS PASSER (O Ninja of the Nasty, lol)
"...so crack open an ice cold Bud Light, Mr. Hot-Dog-Hero, because you gave every single one of us our fondest wish: A Bigger Wiener. (Thank you, thank you...thank youuuuu....)"