Tophat665

Probably ought to buy her a drink first.

<b>Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster</b>
<ul><li>1 bottle Ol' Janx Spirit.</li>
<li>1 measure Santraginean seawater.</li>
<li>3 cubes frozen Arcturan MegaGin.</li>
<li>4 liters Fallian marsh gas.</li>
<li>1 measure Qualactin Hypermint Extract.</li>
<li>1 Algolian Suntiger tooth.</li>
<li>Zamphour to taste.</li>
<li>Olive garnish.</li></ul>
Take the juice from one bottle of the Ol' Janx Spirit (see page 15 of the actual Guide).

Pour into it one measure of water from the seas of Santraginus V -- Oh, that Santraginean seawater, it says. Oh, those Santraginean fish!

Allow three cubes of Arcturan MegaGin to melt into the mixture (it must be properly iced or the benzene is lost).

Allow four liters of Fallian marsh gas to bubble thrugh it, in memory of all those happy hikers who have died of pleasure in the marshes of Fallia.

Over the back of a silver spoon float a measure of Qualactin Hypermint Extract, redolent of all the heady odors of the dark Qualactin Zones, subtle, sweet and mystic.

Drop in the tooth of an Algolan Suntiger. Watch it dissolve, spreading the fires of the Algolan suns deep into the heart of the drink.

Sprinkle Zamphour.

Add an olive.

Drink... but... very... carefully.

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