See, the one I like to hear is when my friend from Penn. comes over to Washington.
The stores ask for a zip code to "see what areas buy the most products from them".
He then proceeds to give them a Penn. zip code, and when they ask where that's from, he tells them. I've only seen one person not erase the zip code after that.
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PC: Can you help me out here HK?
HK-47: I'm 98% percent sure this miniature organic meatbag wants you to help find his fellow miniature organic meatbags.
PC: And the other 2 percent?
HK-47: The other 2 percent is that he is just looking for trouble and needs to be blasted, but that might be wishful thinking on my part.
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