I think invisibility is a dangerous superpower. Yeah, you can look at tits and all that stuff, but I would bet that sooner or later, you find out something you didn't want to know.
So for my real power, yeah, like everybody else, I'd choose flying. Second real power would be to have super speed. I'd love to make it from here to Hawaii in about 20 minutes.
I'm loving reading everybody's crappy powers.
For my own crappy power, I'd love to be able have all the dishes washed just by snapping my fingers.