NOW fixed for every group out there
A [insert person from group 1]and a [insert person from group 2] walk into the head (restroom) and commence to urinate. After finishing, the [insert person from group 2] turns to the sink and starts washing his hands. The [insert person from group 1]turns and starts for the door. Not wanting to let the opportunity pass, the [insert person from group 2] says "When I went to [insert place of learning], they taught us to wash our hands after we used the head". The [insert person from group 1]replied, "When I went to [insert place of learning], they taught us not to piss on our hands".
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