This might be a little long, but it's a good one.
Little Johnny, curious about a new word he had heard, asked his mom, "Mom, what's fuckin'?" His mom, quite shocked that such a young boy would know such a word told him to ask his dad. When his dad heard the question, he responded with, "Well son, there's only one way to explain it, and that's to show you." So he took mom and the boy up to the bedroom and had mom strip down, lay on the bed and spread her legs. Dad then said to little Johnny, "See that hole in mommy, watch this." While dad was pounding away on mom, Johnny's sister little Suzy comes in, sees what is going on and asks Johnny, "What are they doin?" Little Johnny replies "They're fuckin'." Little Suzy asks "What's fuckin'?" To which Little Johnny replies, "See that hole in daddy? Watch this."
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Thockmorton knew if he were ever to break wind in the echo chamber, he would never hear the end of it.
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