I saw this site over the weekend (and lo and behold there was a thread about it here lol)...I laughed my butt off on some of these...
these were some of my favorites
Gn 19:33
And the elder slept with her father though he was unaware of her coming to bed or her leaving
Gn 19:35
And the younger went and slept with him, though he was unaware of her coming to bed or leaving.
1 Co 7:3
The husband must give to his wife what she has a right to expect.
does he really need to leave his glasses on?
1 Co 7:3
And so too the wife to her husband
1 Co 7:5
You must not deprive each other, except by mutual consent for a limited time, to leave yourselves free for prayer...
1 Co 7:5
...and to come together again afterwards.
Dt 24:5
'If a man is newly married...
Dt 24:5
'...he must not join the army...
Dt 24:5
'...and do not pester him at home
Dt 24:5
'He must be left at home, free of all obligation for one year, to cheer up his new wife .'
the beastiality ones are cracking me up
Lv 18:23
'Neither should a woman present herself to an animal for sex. It is a perversion
