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The strangest place I've whacked off in was my high school library. I didn't finish because that would have been a hell of a wet spot to explain. I also whacked off in the back office of my old job. My friend use to work at the same video store where I did that, and he later told me that when he opened in the morning, and it was slow, he'd grab a video box cover and walk back to the bathrooms. He would then stand with his foot propped in the door and beat off. If anyone walked into the store, he would zip up and pretend he had just got done using the bathroom. Fucking hysterical just picturing him doing it.
Oh, by the way, the two guys that beat off on the roof of their houses, that rocks.
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