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Diseases!
A man picks a woman up in a bar and takes her home.
When he takes off his shoes and socks, it is apparent that his toes have had something dreadful happen to them.
"Eeek!" she says. "Oh, I used to have toe-lio," he says.
"You mean polio?" "No, toe-lio."
So they continue. When he takes off his pants, his knees look like they have been beaten with sledge hammers.
"Eeek!" she says. "Oh, I used to have the knee-sles," he says.
"You mean measles?" "No, knee-sles."
Still undaunted, they continue. When he takes off his underpants, she laughs and says, "Don't tell me! Small-cocks!"
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