RelaX

This thread reminds me of a joke from Carlos Mencia (Take a Joke America)

"Goddamnit, anybody willing to suck MY dick is a good person.

I'm not saying I'm goanna let you, I just like the thought behind what you want to do.

[Guy looking at him funny]

Sir... don't look at me funny, what if tomorrow there is a plague and every woman on this planet dies?

You're jerkin off... I got a friend!"

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