Many years ago::
Her: Oooooh, Ahhh... (usual sounds...)
(bonk, bonk, bonk...)
Her: I'm nearly there honey, don't stop...
(bonk, bonk, bonk...)
Her: Oh my God, Andrew, you are sensational...
(all stop - deathly silence)
Her: Oh shit...
I never bothered to find out who Andrew was.
Fairly recently::
Her:
dont stop...
a little to the right...
no, um.. left...
no my left... your right...
whatever... just don't stop...
Made me smile.
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