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Ban the Bats!
Obviously they are dangerous weapons of mass destruction. Has Representative FeinStein been informed? How about Charles Schumer?
I'm certain that with a little effort we can get them to spend hundreds of thousands of dollars to investigate the situation.
Whew! it's a good thing that none of the victims had a handgun conveniently kept at the bedside for self-defense, otherwise, they may have been sued for violating the intruders civil rights as well as murdered!
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