Heard:
Get your camera
said:
huh?
Heard:
GET YOUR FUCKING CAMERA
said *quietly*:
I left it in Jimmy's truck
Heard:
are you fucking kidding me?
said:
no, sorry
heard: well at least put some music on then
(this happened more than once, and every godamn time I didn't have my fucking camera, I am still pissed)
various other things too
"get on the floor"
"no sit up"
"wait lay back down"
"don't fucking move"
etc. I'll post more as I think of it (or it happens w00t!)