1. While driving (although apparently that's not as unusual as I would have thought!) I was on a long, boring, straight stretch of road in northern Minnesota on my way to pick up ratbastid at the airport and I just couldn't wait
2. Sitting in an aisle seat watching Hamlet (the play, not the movie) at some theater in London. I was wearing a big wool poncho sort of thing that made a nice little tent so you couldn't really see any movement, and I kept the shuddering to a minimum. I don't think anybody noticed. And if they did, well, they have a lovely story to tell now, don't they?