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Originally posted by yournamehere
Put some peanut butter on it - let the cop's dog or another dog carry it away for you, hopefully while its owner looks on in disgust. After awhile, all the dog owners may avoid your part of the neighborhood.
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Reminds me of a story that a friend's co-worker did (allegedly). This guy had a neighbour who kept letting his dog shit in the his (the guy's) yard. The guy got sick of it, so he poured bacon grease over the shit everytime the dog left a pile. Next time the dog came back.. it'd sniff-sniff.. and then eat it's own shit.
The best part is that the neighbour was one of those guys that lets the dog lick his plate/face/etc.