You'd be a real puzzler when you show up at the morgue dead of old age and looking 40...
Hell, you'd be the hottest person in the rest home! All the grannies would want to feed you creamed corn!
Seriously, though, the manufacturers of products that claim to make you look younger don't intend it to be a permanent, lasting effect like you're describing. As you describe it, you'd expect the first treatment to still be working fifty years later. In the real world, those products are effective (to whatever degree they are) while they're actually on your face, and then not later.
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