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Wow, this thread has kept me laughing the whole way!
I:
can breath fire
am quite proficient at stage magic
can play (to varying degrees of proficiency) 7-8 musical instruments
am semi-conversational in French
can bullshit in languages which I have very little knowledge of
can recite most names/lyrics/albums for any top 40 country song in the last 1-3 years, despite not listening to much country until last summer
can weld
can cross all of my fingers over each other on both hands in either direction (hard to explain)
can "roll" my tongue
can stick up to 15 Q-tips into various orifices/holes in my head simultaneously, without using my ear canal or mouth
can flip my eyelids "inside out"...sometimes
can perfectly emulate the stereotypical Monster Truck Announcer guy ("SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY!!!")...and get paid to do so.
Can "sorta" do ventriloquism
can do the Firemarshall Bill thing with my lips, without using my hands to position them
I dunno, maybe some of these don't "count", but these were all I could think of off the top of my head.
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