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braindamage351 · 08-06-2004, 11:32 AM

...he was looking around for something to buy. Inside he saw a 12 inch pianist playing Claire De Lune. Suprised but undaunted, the man browsed in the store some more, he met the owner and asked what would be a good thing to buy. The owner brought the man around the back and showed him a lamp. The owner tells the man that it is a magic lamp and has a genie. The man bought the lamp, then rubbed it and sure enough a genie came out.

The genie asked the man what is his heart's desires, but says that he only gets one wish. the man thinks hard and says: I WISH FOR A MILLION BUCKS!

*POOF!*

The Antique shop was then full of squacking Ducks. The man conronted the owner and asked what the hell was going on, to which the owner replied..."I forgot to tell you, the genie has bad hearing...why else do you think I'd have a 12 inch pianist?"

08-06-2004, 11:32 AM	#1 (permalink)
braindamage351 Insane	So There was this guy in an antique shop... ...he was looking around for something to buy. Inside he saw a 12 inch pianist playing Claire De Lune. Suprised but undaunted, the man browsed in the store some more, he met the owner and asked what would be a good thing to buy. The owner brought the man around the back and showed him a lamp. The owner tells the man that it is a magic lamp and has a genie. The man bought the lamp, then rubbed it and sure enough a genie came out. The genie asked the man what is his heart's desires, but says that he only gets one wish. the man thinks hard and says: I WISH FOR A MILLION BUCKS! POOF! The Antique shop was then full of squacking Ducks. The man conronted the owner and asked what the hell was going on, to which the owner replied..."I forgot to tell you, the genie has bad hearing...why else do you think I'd have a 12 inch pianist?"