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Freaky animals freak me out. I once had a cat who gave me the heebie jeebies.
I had some friends over and we were sitting in the kitchen. My cat came in and started doing that low meowing sound they do before they fight and was staring up at the ceiling. Then, out of nowhere, he attacked my friend's wife. We shut the cat in my room.
My friend had heard that if you toss a pinch of salt at a possessed cat, they'll freak out. We opened the door and tossed a pinch of salt at my cat and he went f'in nuts. He proceeded to claw his way through the screen in my window and jumped 3 stories to the ground. He survived but was hurt. We brought him back up stairs. The next day, he jumped again. This time he wasn't hurt and ran away.
I don't know what the hell that was about.
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