I have plenty, but I'd like to concentrate on these two, as mentioned by Prince.
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Originally posted by Prince
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Phone Craze
Most females I know love the telephone. If Bell were alive, they'd probably fuck his brains out just out of gratitude. And these phone calls these girls make, they're not just quick hellos, either...they're marathons lasting for hours, expecting you to be able to maintain your interest in the on-going conversation, which naturally has no actual topic. They just love to talk, and expect us to love to listen.
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Phone? Well, that isn't what I have a problem with... it is the cellphone. GET OFF THE FUCKING CELLPHONE, WOMEN! Stop making and taking calls while at the dinner table, in class, at work... it drives me mad! I didn't come here to watch you talk on the fucking cellphone! Be polite for at least one minute of your life and drop the fucking phone!
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N & N
Neatness and Niceness that goes beyond comprehension. Women have an amazing ability to see dirt or stains where I see none. If you think it's still dirty after my half-hearted attempting at cleaning it, clean it up yourself. I'm not interested.
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Oh. This pisses me off. Guys, believe it or not, women can be complete and utter slobs... a couple of college dorm rooms I've seen were pigstys of the worst degree. But the same girls who lived in those rooms would call my room a mess. Go figure. They are ultra-critical of every mess except the ones they make... and think it is acceptable to do so.