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No, they didn't cut him for coke because that would be against the Collective Bargining Agreement. That's a VERY bad thing.
The Cowboys wouldn't DARE cut anyone for testing positive for a controlled substance.
(They're doing their job, they're reporting what they're told. Right now it currently looks like the Cowboys are in direct violation for the CBA but reporters are doing the right thing and NOT attacking the Cowboys. They're just doing what they're told.)
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One day an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman walked into a pub together. They each bought a pint of Guinness. Just as they were about to enjoy their creamy beverage, three flies landed in each of their pints. The Englishman pushed his beer away in disgust. The Scotsman fished the fly out of his beer and continued drinking it, as if nothing had happened. The Irishman, too, picked the fly out of his drink but then held it out over the beer and yelled "SPIT IT OUT, SPIT IT OUT, YOU BASTARD!"
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