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my only contribution to this thread is that my old roomate woke up next to his girlfriend the other day with raging morning wood. The following exchange took place:
Him:"Hey Renee, do you know what the best way to get rid of morning wood is?"
Her:"uhh, no?" (serious)
Him: "Here, let me show you" (mounts girlfriend)
Her: O!
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Patriotism means being loyal to your country all the time and to its government when it deserves it.
--Mark Twain
Do What makes you happy
--Me
BUT!
"Happiness is the absence of the striving for happiness" - Chuang-Tzu
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