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Old 08-04-2004, 08:11 AM   #33 (permalink)
omega2K4
Natalie Portman is sexy.
 
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I get my penis and his associates waxed. Sure, it hurts, but not for long, and it sure beats ingrown hairs, and itchy hair when it starts to grow back.

I haven't shaved my beard or cut my hair in about 2 years now. I'm a cross between Jeff Bridges in The Big Lebowski and Osama Bin Laden.

I don't mind the beard, and my fiancée doesn't mind it either. I just try to keep it combed straight and devoid of any crumbs of food.
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