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I would prefer that fewer people vote. With every person who doesn't vote, that means MY vote has more power! I think you should all stay home and just let me decide what we're going to do.
President/vice = McCain/Sharpton (by the power of my lone write-in)
Marijuana = A-OK
Gay Marriage = A-OK
Free Trade = A-OK
Flag Burning = A-OK
Bad Words on Radio = A-OK
Death Penalty = Nuh-uh
If you don't like one of my stances above, I urge you: Just stay home!
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"If I cannot smoke cigars in heaven, I shall not go!"
- Mark Twain
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