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Old 08-03-2004, 08:05 AM   #13 (permalink)
bigoldalphamale
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ahhh the promulgation of the metro-sexual finally manifests itself here at the TFP. i am not sure how i feel about any of this kind of crap...and maybe i am lucky because i am, by and large, a relatively hairless human and require no extraneous shaving, plucking, tweezing, or waxing. but i just cringe whenever i hear about dudes trying to look pretty. i wonder if metro-sexuals really can be classified into some personality arche-type that i could watch out for, because i just dont think i could relate to any dude that owns more skin/hair/body care products than the average woman.

"The sox are gonna miss Nomar, you wait and see. Pass me the coconut & vanilla exfoliant please."

or

"The new dogde ram with the viper engine is BEASTY!!!! i cant believe they dont have any loofahs here, jeez!!!"

...call me old fashioned...but i just couldnt hang with that 'dude'.
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