Funniest thing heard:
**Bring Bring**
What? Hello? Oh high mum... (my GF at the time answered the phone whilst I was dining at the Sea Shanty) blah blah blah.... Yeah he's here.
ME: ???
HER: Yeah he'll say hi.
ME: (removing a pube
Oh hi. Blah blah. (Meanwhile she's now giving me a hand!)
All in all it was a very strange occurance.