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I had a toychest full of toys but as a child more concerned with ways to have fun/kill myself I found myself playing with the big blue plastic lid of the toychest more often than the toys. I remember putting it at the top of a staircase, standing on the lid, and riding it down the stairs until it shot out from underneath me and I went head first into a wall....
I found myself playing the "Make The Vacuum Suck Up Pennies Until It Starts Smoking" game as well as the "Nailpolish + Wood Flood = Cool" game far too often. I'm living proof that a hard head makes for a soft bottom...
Out of the toys that were actually made to be toys, Lite Bright was probably my favorite. It was quite possibly the dumbest invetion ever but then again - I wasn't exactly the smartest child.
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