X RATED MOVIE
Nobody ever accused me of being a fast thinker...I almost missed this one completely, I hate it when ya gotta think about em!
X Rated Movie
Judi decides to do something wild she hasn't done before,
so she sets out to rent her first X-rated adult video.
She goes to the video store and, after looking around
for a while, selects a title that sounds very stimulating.
She drives home, lights some candles, slips into something
comfortable, and puts the tape in the VCR. To her disappointment,
there's nothing but static on the screen, so she calls
the video store to complain.
Judi: "I just rented an adult movie from you and there's
nothing on the tape, but static."
Store Clerk: "Sorry about that. We've had problems
with some of those tapes. Which title did you rent?"
Judi: "It's called 'Head Cleaner'."
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