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me: wait, dont move, whered the condom go?
her: ew, thats whats running down my leg
apparently when she stood up from on top of me, she took it with her...
Ive also heard the ACK! Wrong hole!!!
Me: How many times did you come?
Her: I lost track after 7
Her: Holy shit, its been 2 hours
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