haha,
me: "ooh baby you're so tight"
Her: "Wrong hole fool"
props to who can tell me what movie that comes from
true ones i just heard:
Me: *heavy breathing*
her: "Get off the phone you pervert"
ok, seriously, true ones:
Me: "Did we just...wow...was that supposed to happen"
her: "I can't feel my legs"
another:
her: "CRAMP!!!!! DON"T MOVE MY LEG THAT WAY YOU FUCKING MORON"
Me: "Oops"
her: "i can't believe i'm doing this"
me: "just wear it please
her: "You wanna do what!??!?!
me: "Gotcha" (she doesn't like anal)
her: 'you're too great to me"
me: "I know, i wish you'd share that info with the world bc i'm lonely'
her: "nope, you're my little secret"
me: "i'm gonna..."
her: "OH HELL NO YOU AREN'T!!! 5 MORE MINUTES...DON"T YOU DARE STOP NOW"
her: "Do you know what today is"
me: *starts sweating profusely* "umm..the old irish holiday of dervisnishka...that's the day where you celebrate the love you have for another by making her the happiest person alive"
her: "but isn't that everyday"
me: "yeah, it's a funny holiday like that...sometimes even happens two or three times a day"