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Stompy · 07-31-2004, 10:54 AM

Darth Vader (Who Gives A Sith)

Darth Vader
Maybe not now but sometime later
You're very phallic
You're big, black and metallic
Only you could be so bold
Lord Vader
Fuckin' shit up with your light saber
You re but the learner
But now you re very much gayer
I sence a disturbance in my ass
Darth Vader

(Courtesy of MSI)

In all seriousness, the new movies aren't all that bad.

One of the arguments that I die laughing at is the "the acting is horrible." Yeah, you remember the first 3 Star Wars movies? Acting wasn't go grand in that either. Mark Hamill couldn't act his way out of a paper sack at times in Ep 4.

The reason people think these movies are bad is because it's all in your head. The original Star Wars was beyond anything that was done in movies before while the newer ones are filled with CGI that was used way back in '92 with Jurassic Park.

That and you're no longer a kid. Adults probably though that the things you liked as a kid were just flat out stupid.. movies, toys, whatever. Ep 4-6 had a good story, but if it had started at Ep 1-3, it would've been boring as hell. You're not introduced to Darth Vader, or Luke Skywalker. There's a reason he released 4-6 first.

The first 3 movies serve merely to tell what happened before the original trilogy. The "wow" factor is long gone. You already know the story, you already know what happens, so just sit back, relax, watch the movies and take them for what they're worth.

Think of it this way... if someone tells you how a movie ends and you pretty much know everything that happens before you even see it, there won't be anything to make you doodie in your pants with excitement; you already know everything that happened.

07-31-2004, 10:54 AM	#40 (permalink)
Stompy Banned from being Banned Location: Donkey	Darth Vader (Who Gives A Sith) Darth Vader Maybe not now but sometime later You're very phallic You're big, black and metallic Only you could be so bold Lord Vader Fuckin' shit up with your light saber You re but the learner But now you re very much gayer I sence a disturbance in my ass Darth Vader (Courtesy of MSI) In all seriousness, the new movies aren't all that bad. One of the arguments that I die laughing at is the "the acting is horrible." Yeah, you remember the first 3 Star Wars movies? Acting wasn't go grand in that either. Mark Hamill couldn't act his way out of a paper sack at times in Ep 4. The reason people think these movies are bad is because it's all in your head. The original Star Wars was beyond anything that was done in movies before while the newer ones are filled with CGI that was used way back in '92 with Jurassic Park. That and you're no longer a kid. Adults probably though that the things you liked as a kid were just flat out stupid.. movies, toys, whatever. Ep 4-6 had a good story, but if it had started at Ep 1-3, it would've been boring as hell. You're not introduced to Darth Vader, or Luke Skywalker. There's a reason he released 4-6 first. The first 3 movies serve merely to tell what happened before the original trilogy. The "wow" factor is long gone. You already know the story, you already know what happens, so just sit back, relax, watch the movies and take them for what they're worth. Think of it this way... if someone tells you how a movie ends and you pretty much know everything that happens before you even see it, there won't be anything to make you doodie in your pants with excitement; you already know everything that happened. __________________ I love lamp. Last edited by Stompy; 07-31-2004 at 11:05 AM..