07-30-2004, 07:15 AM
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#32 (permalink)
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Crazy
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Originally posted by Prince
In no particular order:
Gossip
I don't understand why they do it. The women at work are constantly talking about someone behind that person's back. Why are they so interested in the affairs of others?
Giggling
Few things irritate me as much as a bunch of girls giggling together. It makes them look retarded and is just plain annoying.
Make-up
I don't care for it. It doesn't look good, even when it's subtle, and as a basic rule: if you can tell someone's wearing make-up, then they're wearing too much of it. Looking like a cheap hooker doesn't take much effort.
Raving About Shoes & Clothes
I don't care about your shoes. I don't care about your clothes. Either you wear some or you don't, that's the extent of my interest. I will not remember what you wore last night, nor does the fact that you wasted all that money in something as trivial as clothing make me think very highly of you. Now, if you made your clothes from scratch by yourself, that's a different story.
The PMS Excuse
So you're in pain. You have cramps, headaches, and you're bleeding like a stuck pig. And that is my fault how exactly? Basically, I don't take too well to women who act like a bitch and just chalk it up to being on the rag. If you do, better cough up an apology real fast.
Phone Craze
Most females I know love the telephone. If Bell were alive, they'd probably fuck his brains out just out of gratitude. And these phone calls these girls make, they're not just quick hellos, either...they're marathons lasting for hours, expecting you to be able to maintain your interest in the on-going conversation, which naturally has no actual topic. They just love to talk, and expect us to love to listen.
Headgames
Almost everything can be turned into a game if you're a female. And oftentimes is, if it serves a self-purpose.
The Mother Syndrome
Deciding for me when a pair of my boxers has outlived its expiration date has never struck a good chord with me. Telling me why this and that combo of clothing isn't fashionable isn't turning me on either. My socks may expose my heels, but they're my socks. If you want to throw items out, start with your own.
N & N
Neatness and Niceness that goes beyond comprehension. Women have an amazing ability to see dirt or stains where I see none. If you think it's still dirty after my half-hearted attempting at cleaning it, clean it up yourself. I'm not interested. The other thing is the niceness. I happen to like the words "fuck", "cock", "pussy", "tits", "cunt", "twat", "shit" and even "bitch". As long as I am not using them to describe you, don't go telling me whether or not I can/should use them...that is, if you want me to continue refraining from using them to describe you.
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My thoughts exactly... |
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