Ummm...no, not really. I didn't pay enough attention back in critical thinking to remember the name of the logical fallacy you have just committed, but I'm leaning towards the straw man. I hope youre not too serious about this thread...
the simple answer? No its not amazing because the cows live in little boxes we make for em their whole lives. And since they are property and do more or less what we make em do, they is documentation on them all over the place. The same way you can tell which jiffy lube you took your car to 3k mi ago (you do change your oil on time dont you?
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On the other hand, if the cows were agile, intelligent like humans, smaller, and were trying NOT to be found it could be different.
ninja cows...yeah, definitely.