Scene - necking.
Me: Oh shit! Um, I mean I just found some gum in your hair...wonder how it got there. *nervous laugh*
Scene - me going down
Me: Um...honey, don't know how to tell you this but...there is gum in your pubic hair.
Scene - me going down
Me: Oh-oh.
Her: *sight* not again...
Me: Oh phew I got it...no, wait, get the scissors.
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