I'm definitely in the category of "huge motherfucker," so I usually don't have to worry about people acting like that. If that ever happens, I'd like to think I would have to wits to smile and ask for their name. I would then pick up my phone, punch some numbers, and look them in the eye when I say...
"Yeah, San Francisco PD? Good. I would like to press charges for assault on an -Insert Asshole Name Here-. Physical description is as follows..."
In actuality I would probably smolder a lot, yell a bit, and then go home and listen to Rammstein for awhile.
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