Grin. Just keep grinning while he talks and occasionally smooch a couple of kisses in the air toward him. Then wink.
Trust me, it won't be misconstrued as gay, and if it enrages him into doing something further, then the cops will be dragging his ass away.
My experience with this is that it's a modern way of communicating, "Go ahead. Make my day."
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