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What's the difference between stars and superstars? Media coverage.
Meanwhile, the Dolphins have no proven running back, a quarterback controversy, one underrated receiver and one far overrated receiver. And lets not forget the mounds of trouble the coaching staff in Miami has been having this off-season.
Oh, and did I mention they have to play the Bills and the Pats two times next year?
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One day an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman walked into a pub together. They each bought a pint of Guinness. Just as they were about to enjoy their creamy beverage, three flies landed in each of their pints. The Englishman pushed his beer away in disgust. The Scotsman fished the fly out of his beer and continued drinking it, as if nothing had happened. The Irishman, too, picked the fly out of his drink but then held it out over the beer and yelled "SPIT IT OUT, SPIT IT OUT, YOU BASTARD!"
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