In the pisser
A Marine and a sailor walk into the head (restroom) and commence to urinate. After finishing, the sailor turns to the sink and starts washing his hands. The Marine turns and starts for the door. Not wanting to let the opportunity pass, the sailor says "When I went to bootcamp, they taught us to wash our hands after we used the head". The Marine replied, "When I went to bootcamp, they taught us not to piss on our hands".
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