Short, simple....
There's a monkey in my pocket;
and he's stealing all my change.
His stare is blank and glassy;
I suspect that he's deranged.
Click here to hear/download the sound file [about a 400k wav file]
Now.. I'm not sure where I got it.. I've had it for years. It's definitely belongs in Nonsense. Can anyone identify it?
edit:
Listen to it long enough on repeat and you'll go nuts.