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Unleashing the Web Police
By Adam L. Penenberg
02:00 AM Jul. 26, 2004 PT
Marshall McLuhan, "the medium is the message" messenger, once observed, "Mud sometimes gives the illusion of depth." Which is relevant, I suppose, because in campaignland there's plenty of mud and precious little depth. Still, it is instructive to watch the presidential campaign play out on the candidates' websites.
On his website, President Bush has adopted a slash-and-burn strategy for his re-election run. He probably figured the strategy works so well as an environmental policy. More to the point, he knows it doomed Sen. John McCain (R-Arizona) in the 2000 Republican race. On the GeorgeWBush.com splash page last week, amid social-issue iconography; a plug for a cyberchat with the president's party-girl daughters; and click-through tabs for "Economy," "Compassion" and "Homeland Security," sat a shaded box labeled "John Kerry: The Raw Deal." It read: "As part of his extreme makeover, Kerry announces his support for the doctrine of pre-emption he repeatedly denounced."
That's far from the only anti-Kerry rhetoric. Site visitors can download TV ads running in swing states that assail the Massachusetts Democrat's family values and political integrity. There are clever gimmicks like the "Kerry gas tax calculator" ("How much more would he cost you?") and the "John Kerry travel tracker" ("See why John Kerry is wrong for your state"). The blog announces in a press release, er, blog entry that the Bush campaign is moving its 24-hour-a-day war room to Boston for the week, "ready to respond to every misstatement, flip-flop and reckless attack."
What is Kerry & Co.'s response? It seems they prefer to project a positive image -- at least for now. They don't even acknowledge the partisan attacks. Instead, we get "America's Freedom Trail," in which we learn Kerry plans to "travel from his birthplace to the birthplace of America on his way to accepting the Democratic Party's nomination." There's the Kerry-Edwards "Opportunity Agenda" -- targeted to the middle class, natch. A "Brother in Arms" touts military vets, while a "Commitment to Education" announces a plan to fully fund "No Child Left Behind." Heavy on promises, short on specifics, it's a paean to lofty political rhetoric.
But the jury is still out on whether Kerry can define himself for voters before Bush and Cheney do it for him -- in cyberspace and beyond. (And if you are part of the crowd that can't stomach either candidate, this click is for you.)
In the end, it may not matter what kind of information appears on the candidates' websites, as long as they have a cool design. So says a 2002 Stanford study called "How Do People Evaluate a Web Site's Credibility?" commissioned by Consumer WebWatch, which is affiliated with Consumer Reports. Although most Americans claim to know which factors to weigh when attempting to gauge a website's credibility, it appears they don't. The Stanford study showed that people are frequently "distracted by superficial aspects of sites that had little to do with the depth, breadth or the quality of the content." Nearly half of the study's participants -- about 46 percent -- rated a site's credibility based primarily on its design or look.
Since 15,035 members of the media, including 35 bloggers, have been sucked into the vortex of convention coverage in Boston, I decided to round up some Web designers and writers to sample some political websites like those belonging to our commander in chief and his chief challenger. Sorry, Ralph. No free publicity here.
For inspiration, I turned to US Weekly's famously mean "Fashion Police" spread, in which a gaggle of comedians, fashionistas and pop-culture reporters bash celebrities' wardrobe choices. A recent one on Mariah Carey included comments like, "This dress eliminates the need to stand over a blowing vent" and "Victoria has a secret. Mariah does not."
I asked my witty Web posse, consisting of Alexander Robinson of Adro Design; Mark Tuchman, creator of the parody site Dumbanddubya.com; graphic illustrator Bob Eckstein; writer Kurt Opprecht; and blogger Waldo Jaquith to take their best shots at:
The incumbent: President George W. Bush
Robinson: "Who is Bush's art director, Old Glory?"
Jaquith: "Consistent with his administration's standards, Bush's blog permits no public comment."
Tuchman: "GeorgeWBush.com renders Bush parody sites like mine redundant."
Opprecht: "Is that the Grinch on the homepage?"
The challenger: John Kerry
Opprecht: "Theresa Heinz Kerry gets billing above John Edwards? Look out, it's the Hillary plan!"
Tuchman: "This website perfectly captures the candidate: uninspiring, monotonous, convoluted."
Eckstein: "Looks like it was thrown together faster than his decision to pick Edwards. It will probably change by next week -- the website and/or running mate."
Robinson: "This site navigates like a sinking ship. One page lists the link 'One Hundred Days to Change America.' How many days will it take to find this link from the homepage?"
Senate majority leader: Bill Frist (R-Tennessee)
Eckstein: "(This) website has the aesthetics of a phone bill. Good use of repeating dull photograph, though."
Robinson: "The graphics remind me of Fat Elvis: Tennessee icons meet pharmaceuticals."
Tuchman: "The top banner graphic showing a Tennessee Titan, mountain and guitar is more appealing than a logo consisting of a stack of assault rifles, an illegal abortion and oil-drilling rig."
Senate minority leader: Tom Daschle (D-South Dakota)
Tuchman: "Very informative. I learned he is still a senator. Note to webmaster: Change the typo at top where it says Democratic 'Leader.'"
Eckstein: "This website sums up why nobody cares about South Dakota."
Robinson: "I feel like I just stepped in a cow patty."
Worst Senate website: James Jeffords (I-Vermont)
Jaquith: "I didn't know anybody still used Dreamweaver."
Opprecht: "Don't they have the Internet in Vermont?"
Worst House website: Mac Collins (R-Georgia)
Tuchman: "Best viewed with Netscape Navigator v.2.0, and 9,600-bps modem."
Robinson: "The site kindly told me, 'We have attempted to make this site as accessible as possible,' but didn't support my browser (Safari)."
Have your own nominees for worst website by an elected official? E-mail me and I'll publish the best (or worst) ones.
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