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Old 05-07-2003, 03:01 PM   #1 (permalink)
marcopolo
I am the anomaly.
 
Location: Motown
Terminally Blonde

A blond is driving along of the freeway when she goes around an 18-wheeler and cuts the driver off. The man driving the truck gets very angry and signals the blond to pull over.

The man gets out of the truck in a fit of rage and begins to yell at the blond. The man then takes out a piece of chalk from his truck and draws a circle on the side of the road and orders the blond to step into the circle and not to step out.

The man then walks over to the blond's car and takes out a pocket knife and slits the blond's tires. He turns around and she is smiling. With a bit of confusion he continues on.

The man then breaks her windows with a small hammer he pulls out of his truck. When he turns to the blond she is smiling very big and giggling. The man gets a bit confused and continues work on the blond's car.

The man then crawls into the blond's car, takes out hit pocket knife, and slits her leather seats. When he turns around to the blond onces again she is laughing. The man then got pretty angry, went into the back of his truck, came out with a few gallons of gasoline, poured it on the blond's car, and the proceeded to light her car on fire.

When the man turned around once again, the blond was laughing uncontrollably.

The man turns to her and says "Okay, what the hell? I have slit your tires, broke your windows, slit your seats, and lit your car on fire! Why the hell are you not angry?!"

The blond, after easing her laughter, replies "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle four times."
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