whats the differance between a lightbulb and a pergnant woman?
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you can unscrew a lightbulb...
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how many mice dose it take to screw in a lightbulb?
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two mice...but geting them inside the lightbulb is the hard part
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how dose my exwife change a lightbulb?
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she puts the bulb in the socket and waits for the world to revolve aroud her..
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