I like to think I'm a great driver, but when I think about it, having only 4 demerit points probably points to a different conclusion
I had a spotless record from 17 to 24. Then in the past 3 years I've:
- failed to stop at a stop sign (3 points - just got them back)
- Neg driving, morton in front slammed on the brakes, so i went straight up his coit (3 points)
- Mid-range PCA. Drank Beam cans at a MGF concert till it came out my nose, tried to drive from Wagga to Albury, made it two blocks (6 months)
- 127km/h in 100 zone. Late for a mate's funeral, fucken cop didn't give two squirts of piss. Other side of the coin is that he could've put me on the bag, in which I would've blown it up as it was 8:30am, and we drank ourselves muttless the night before, last rum at 4am. He could've also got me for the correct speed, which would've been closer to 145-150km/h. Jury is out on whether I want him to contract ebola or not (3 points)
- 68km/h in 50 zone. 1:30am on a Sunday night in Bumfuck Idaho, and he got me just before the 100 sign. Again, not sure whether or not to skin his children as it was a double-points weekend, and he bought it down from 6 points lost to 2.
I think that's it, let me see... stop sign, speeding, speeding, neg driving, DUI... yep, that's it. Can't wait to get a car actually worthy of insuring :\
How are all driving records looking? Hopefully better than that