I'm in the "only once by accident" category. Back whe I was married, my wife and I were sitting on the couch watching TV. She was lying against me with her head on my chest lazily giving me a handjob. I guess I shot a bit further than I usually do. She tried to dodge out of the way, but still got a shot on the glasses and one on the cheek. She just laughed about it. But, lately I've been getting the desire to try out giving a facial (on purpose this time).
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