Jumper Cables
Guy walks into a bar with a set of jumper cables around his neck.
The bartender says "You can't come in here looking like that."
The guy says "Man, I've had a really bad day. I just need a quick drink."
Bartender says "Well, OK. Just don't try to start something."
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